I'm a local youp'tee
i was born in a wells fargo bank
i have lots of money and am willing to reinvent myself to fit in with any group
including your group... for a minimal down payment and low monthly tings...
i love you

 

Replace every word you’ve ever said with sleep.

emilymphocyte:

elf-hellion:

nolibraryfines:

…spending my day off comparing The X-files to Seinfeld…

OH MY GOD

WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH ALIENS?!